John Bologna! - Weighted Bear Lanky Plushy Monster

John Bologna! 🥰

John Bologna (pronounced ba-low-nay, because Dad 🙄🤣) is yet another adorable example of Mom's wonderful creativity. 🥰 HE'S A FREAKING BEAR, PEEPS! Mom, always comin' in clutch with the not-monster-monsters. 😆🥰 John Bologna is made from short-pile, saddle faux fur with short-pile blonde faux fur accents. He features hand-painted dark brown eyes (which gaze lovingly into your soul, of course), a shiny black-plastic nose, and bear ears and tail. He is classically handsome and would love to come home to be your best friend/newest addition to your teddy bear (definitely not monster 😬) collection. 😁

The specs:

Approximate weight: 2.25 pounds

Approximate height: 14 inches (35.56 cm) from his bottom to the tips of his ears, 24 inches (60.96 cm) from the bottoms of his feet to the tips of his ears.

Approximate cuteness: SO FLIPPIN' CUTE, YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW.

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