Goat! - Goat! That's Not Even a Spider!

Goat! 🥰

Goat is a goat! A goat who isn't even a spider! What the heck?! Mom has apparently fallen into the mindset that David has been pushing on me for years: making plushies that are just kind of normal animals. Which, I mean, okay, that's fine and everything, but they have so few eyes! And legs! There are, like, half as many as we usually have! 😬🤣 I am, of course, completely in love with Goat. 🥰🥰🥰 My absolute favorite thing about him (which came about largely due to the fewer number of legs spread over his rather rotund body) is HIS SUPER SKINNY FREAKING LEGS OH MY GOD I LOVE THEM SO MUCH!!! 🤣🤣🤣 And his tiny hoovesies! I can't freaking stand it! 🤣🤣🤣🥰🥰🥰 The other things I love most about him? All the things. I love all the things so freaking much. 🥰 His horns, HIS BEARD, his snoot, his tail, HIS BUTT-ON! 🤣🤣🤣 He is so very precious, you guys, I can't freaking stand it! Anyway!

Goat is made from super soft Puff minky fabric with a pink Beaver nose with navy button nostrils, and minky appointments about the rest of his body. He has two black safety eyes (which, I have to admit, did freak me out when I first saw them. 🤣 Where are the rest of his eyes?!) and a blue button under his tail for reasons. 😬 Did I mention his skinny little legs and tiny hooves?! How can a plushy be so perfect?! 🥰🥰🥰 Goat weighs roughly three pounds and is about the same size as one of our Lil' Guys. He is completely unique and would love to come home to be your newest, bestest friend! 🥰

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