{"product_id":"john-bologna-weighted-bear-lanky-plushy-monster","title":"John Bologna! - Weighted Bear Lanky Plushy Monster","description":"\u003cp\u003eJohn Bologna! 🥰\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eJohn Bologna (pronounced ba-low-nay, because Dad 🙄🤣) is yet another adorable example of Mom's wonderful creativity. 🥰 HE'S A FREAKING BEAR, PEEPS! Mom, always comin' in clutch with the not-monster-monsters. 😆🥰 John Bologna is made from short-pile, saddle faux fur with short-pile blonde faux fur accents. He features hand-painted dark brown eyes (which gaze lovingly into your soul, of course), a shiny black-plastic nose, and bear ears and tail. He is classically handsome and would love to come home to be your best friend\/newest addition to your teddy bear (definitely not monster 😬) collection. 😁\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe specs:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eApproximate weight: 2.25 pounds\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eApproximate height: 14 inches (35.56 cm) from his bottom to the tips of his ears, 24 inches (60.96 cm) from the bottoms of his feet to the tips of his ears.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eApproximate cuteness: SO FLIPPIN' CUTE, YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePlease note:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003eShipping outside the contiguous United States (Lower 48) is very expensive. The difference will be refunded if the calculated amount is higher than the actual shipping costs.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAnother Note for International Customers:\u003c\/strong\u003e Shipping companies (UPS in particular) charge import and\/or duty fees that must be paid before receipt of the package can be taken. We have no way to calculate these fees on our end, but they can be quite expensive. Please be prepared for additional fees when buying our products internationally.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Plushy Monsters","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47261705896128,"sku":null,"price":275.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0620\/9680\/1984\/files\/Photo_1769205332197.jpg?v=1769208013","url":"https:\/\/plushymonsters.com\/products\/john-bologna-weighted-bear-lanky-plushy-monster","provider":"Plushy Monsters","version":"1.0","type":"link"}